by yah_mama June 07, 2021
by cooler flateary June 16, 2023
When a man has eaten a large quantity of Hong Kong Chili Crab, and - afterwards - after receiving head from a girl and ejaculating into her mouth with spicy semen that is seemingly too spicy for the girl to swallow, causes her to purposefully and hatefully spit the spicy cum, as retaliation, into both his left and right eye damaging his corneas permanently causing blindness.
“Bro, what’s with the eye patches?” “Last night Janice Mongkok Pepper Sprayed me and I just got out of the hospital. It burns, bro bro.” “I told you not to eat Chili Crab on your first date, bro!”
by Mongcock July 13, 2019
by Edward Sugarfoot July 28, 2019
Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?
by pass the potatoes April 05, 2020
Spider Spray is a gay sex act where a man raw dogs another man from behind them when about to cum he shoves him to the floor, cums in his hand then throws the web of jizz on his face while he tries to tongue punch his way out.
Kyle was really looking forward to receiving his spider spray as he’d been working on his tongue strength all week.
by Gadget463 June 13, 2021
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019