sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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sponged

consuming/drinking alcohol, being drunk
wanna get sponged tonight?
by Lomez December 16, 2007
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sponged

yeah, I totally sponged that girl in the club last night
by fegabel July 01, 2016
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Klunge sponge

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.
by Zonal K September 14, 2019
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Pussy Sponge

“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants
by AmericanSTarSOS April 25, 2021
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The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
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Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
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