Splish Splash Splatter

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.

Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!

by David Burkins April 11, 2011

Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint

sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend

by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020

Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."

Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.

by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020

Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.

"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"

by Skizoo May 24, 2022

Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.

Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!

by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025