splash

What you say when someone says something that makes you think of something dirty or makes you think of sexually dirty innuendo. Or-when you hear something that makes you think of something dirty or sexual, "splash" is the sound "your mind makes when it falls into the gutter".

Jimmy said that the guy at the hotdog stand didn't like big wieners. so to respond to what Jimmy said, I yelled: Splash!

by The Eastah Bunny April 4, 2007

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

Ghananian splash

when a Ghananian man pulls out during sex or oral sex and cums on the womans face and breasts. The woman may choose to swallow and lick the rest off the dick.

I gave him good head and in return he gave me a Ghananian splash!!!!

by samson15 April 12, 2007

splashed

the term splashed comes from sending an ugly picture of a girl with the surname splash to be splashed is worse than getting rick roll'd and even worse than 2 girls 1 cup because what splash really is is a horrible disgusting gross picture.

Dude 1: Dude check this link out!

Dude 2: Ok man but it better not be gross or disgusting…

Dude 1: Your gonna love it man!

Dude 2: AWH DUDE THATS DISGUSTING!!! 2 GIRLS 1 CUP x100

Dude 1: HAHAHA YOU GOT SPLASHED!!!

by Mr. cocksucker July 24, 2011

splash down

(1)when you have the shits so bad that the turd-el-wave splash the water out of the t-bowl
(2)The jet of water that shoots up your ass when you launch a rocket off in an airport bathroom.

dude I think I going to need a mop to clean up the SPLASH DOWN from dropping the Hershey bomb on toliashima

by notandrew January 3, 2009

slarsh

the end product of an interspecies sex act. because a human cannot impregnate an animal, the collective juices seep from the creature's swollen orifice, producing a rancid stench. it is considered a delicacy in many parts of asia.

After a night of extended bestiality, I awoke to find that I was covered in SLARSH.

by dr.smegman December 5, 2010