Spider Kiss

When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.

Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"

by Spyreman January 26, 2015

camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.

Oh God a fucking CAMEL SPIDER!

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

by g-love July 6, 2005

spades

Spade; A type of short shovel, Spades; A card game or merely a suit of playing cards.

I'm going to have to beat you in the face with that damn spade if you don't shut the hell up about my momma yo' nigga'. I am pretty damn beast at spades; the card game.

by Etrigan October 3, 2003

spadey

n. used to describe someone who's facial features appear to have been distorted by a smack round the face with a spade

1. Hello Spadey!

2. So, why's he called Spadey?

'Cos he looks like he's been hit round the face with a spade.

by crazy cunt May 1, 2004

SpadeZ

Spadez is someone who is down with the king klick and juggalo family however they pop pillz, drink, and smoke the finist bud

SOmtimez tripp, on shrooms, LSD. and XTC

Tyler aka spade

Heather aka spadez

by spaded13 March 23, 2009

Spider Cow

A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.

I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.

by Dan11111112 January 8, 2011