dork snorkeler

1. An ass-kisser

2. One who performs fellacio frequently

1. I see you bought the boss a new tie - you're such a dork snorkeler.

2. Dude, you should just take her back to your crib; I hear she's a straight dork snorkeler.

by saulgoode-42 March 6, 2009

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew May 21, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Berlin Snorkel

A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.

Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.

Dan: Is any of it German?"

Mike: Yea...

Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!

by MrBadExample October 16, 2013

The Snorkel

When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.

John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.

by fireeater5301 February 6, 2015

fun snorkel

a bong

pass the fun snorkel

by martians ass March 29, 2016

Bitch Snorkel

When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.

"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."

by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ September 15, 2016