Shmuck

a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence

Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!

by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009

Smuckering

The sexual act of smushing the two lips of a woman's vagina together so that her clit pokes out, a la smackers jelly from a PB and J sandwich

"Smucker me timbers!" Is heard while smuckering

by Jam Ma'am January 11, 2014

Smack-A-Jack

To slap another with enough force to knock some sense back upon them.

Louie im going to smack-a-jack you so fast!!!

by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

Smack Smock

A cheap check patterned flannelete shirt, otherwise known as a "druggie shirt" or "lumberjack shirt".

Hey! I'm not going with you if you're gonna wear your smack smock. Put on something nice, like this cashmire sweater

by giblet Blithe October 13, 2010

smack a bowl

to pack and smoke a bowl of weed

dude wanna smack a bowl?

by willwizzle March 27, 2011

shucking the balls

The act of fondling a man's genitals through the clothes, usually performed by a drunken slut at a college party.

Graham: Hey Kenny, did you get in Meghan's pants last night?

Kenny: No, she passed out, but she was shucking the balls the whole time we made out.

by Meaty Clackers February 8, 2014

shuckaluckadingdong

Someone who is air headed, not very bright, hilariously dumb.

Matt is a shuckaluckadingdong.

by pink1735 April 1, 2015