Sledge

1. to hit someone as hard as you can

2. getting hit by a particularly obese man

3. see slept

Dude what happened to your face?!

I got sledge'd :

by telephone45 March 15, 2008

Sleeding

The bleeding of a sloth, or a any species in the sloth family.

"That sloth is really sleeding after it was attacked by a tiger"

by Slothmonger December 17, 2008

Sled Sisters

A pair of female friends who have both had sex with the same male, not necessarily at the same time. Female form of Eskimo Brothers.

"Hey, I heard you and Billy screwed. I did him last week, we're totally sled sisters!"
"Awesome!"

by Glowering November 30, 2009

Sledging

Similar to fisting, but using a sledgehammer rather than your fist. Basically its the art of fucking a person up the ass with a sledgehammer.

I gave your mum a damn good sledging last night, right after I gave her a cincinnati bowtie.

by Eddie Bear January 1, 2009

sledgehammer

what your pulse/heartbeat feel like when you lose your virginity

If you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.

by analpriest November 26, 2014

bob sledding

Two guys, one girl, multi-head action.

She joined Tim and Ed for some Bob Sledding.

by c c millett March 14, 2004

Sledging

Beating somebody you hate to a pulp with a sledgehammer.

"Man I really can't stand Paris Hilton...I just wanna sledge her to a pulp"

"Kanye West is a fag..."

"Yea he's definitely sledge-worthy..."

Sledging can be a very fun fantasy to imagine out in your mind about people you can't stand, and can be quite therapeutic. When somebody's really bothering you or you just can't stand somebody cause he's a big fag or she's a fuckin bitch, you can just close your eyes and imagine beatin the shit out of that person with a sledgehammer (in your mind of course, not in real life).

This is a safe way to release anger and come to terms with your disdain for other people.

by Sledgemaster Flex February 24, 2010