Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024

Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect

Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world

by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023

simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast

simon is a dick

by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020

Simon

Cutest thing person human male to exist

Simon is cute

by Gawk gawk giver babablowjob February 12, 2021

Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name

Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him

by Valk Strider November 30, 2020

Simon

Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry

Simon is kyes worst nightmare

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025