scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

by DamnitDale November 6, 2020

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

Shuffle

The time of your parents life when they believe you should start taking things that you want out of their house before they are dead.

Todd, you need to start preparing for the "Shuffle".

by Todd Williams December 24, 2011

shuffle muffin

When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.

"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"

by Margauxx February 29, 2008

ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

by weej December 17, 2004

shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.

"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"

by Sheepface June 12, 2012