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hey, you shitflinger!

(shitflinger) huh?sljadhjfah
by shitterscratcher May 2, 2019
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reality shifting

a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..
friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”
by sshatrvb August 18, 2023
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Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."
"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"
by eimaJamie January 30, 2009
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Court shiting

Where a person runs out on a basketball court pulls down there pants and shits on the court. They do this for attention and/or to win a bet with someone that they won't do it.
by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010
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shitting beads

when your friend goes to his girlfriends house and shoves anal beads up his ass and she pulls them out and he shits everywhere. you go to the bathroom and walk out and see her playing with your shit.
yo coley why are you playing with my shitting beads. you ugly slut
by colinoscopy May 23, 2010
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Shifting

Shifting is a term used in various alterhuman communities, such as the otherkin and therian communities, to refer to feeling more like your kintype for a period of time. There are many types of shift, including phantom shifts, mental shifts and the impossible physical shift.
I'm shifting right now.
by Debleb November 11, 2020
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