shitter text

this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied

brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting

by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009

shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 12, 2023

Shitter legs

Fake legs to put in the stall next to you so no one sits in that stall and you can shit in peace.

Anthony was fed up from people shitting in the stall next to him so he made some shitter legs to place in the stall next to him to make it appear it was being used.

by Snipplehead January 12, 2025

Shitter slam

Shitter slam or toilet slam is a term that refers to toilet action usually involving one or more individuals, in which all of the "victims" inside said toilet (or rarely a bath) are pissing, shitting and vomiting simultaneously

pesron A: Hey Greg wtf happened to you? You look like a victim of plague or something
person B: Oh really? i haven't noticed. I simply had no time as i was having the wildest shitter slam in the morning
person A: Oh boy...

by Hoppeh December 26, 2019

Honest Shitter

A person who goes to the bathroom in school to actually shit and not use their phone

Me: John, why do you never use your phone in the bathroom?
John: I'm an honest shitter, I need to actually let it all out

by MikeyD25 October 13, 2016

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by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021