Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal-Yates

Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.

To seal-yates the rural victems of the night

by Fitueys November 12, 2021

Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin

That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.

by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023

hilton seale

a wanna be frat boy who thinks he’s the shit, a suck up to upperclassmen, a future member of NELK

DUDE IM SO HILTON SEALE

by JULIA WILLIAMS123 December 5, 2023

dee seale

the art of drinking large amounts of semen whilst flying, dee seale can also be considered a super power when performed correctly. also an olympic sport in florida

wow he just did a double back flip dee seale and stuck the landing!!

by gotchabitch123 November 28, 2010

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Annoyed Seal

A seal that is annoyed, brainrot, and lives in illinois. He a little bitch

The annoyed seal is a bitch

by ConMine47 August 10, 2024