Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

Screw

When you decide you want sex with someone, and you want to put it in

I want to screw you so hard tonight

by Gabby05678 May 19, 2018

Screw it

how me and my friends say goodbye

Me: screw it soophie.
Soophie:screw it
Lola: *jumps in* SCREW IT!

by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020

Screw

Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.

Screw you.
Yeah, I screwed her.
This is one hell of a mind screw.

by Joe The Autistic April 17, 2016

Screw

Real good sex

Hey,me and Stacey screwed last night Man did we go at it like cougars!

by Turtlesinruffeledsalsadresses September 1, 2018

Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.

She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.

by hoefarr September 26, 2025

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024