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Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
mugGet the Screwed and jewedmug.

Clit Screw

When a girl uses her clit to fuck a dudes dick.
Instead of sounding me, she clit screwed me!
by Tippletoppletapple April 1, 2021
mugGet the Clit Screwmug.

Screwed

1. The action of being penetrated by a penis, dildo, or some sort of prodding object into one or many of the holes in your body individually or simultaneously.

2. The feeling you get when you realize that a verbal agreement wasn't suitable for doing business with a stranger, and it would have been in your best interest to have contracts for your band so venues can't back out of paying you the agreed upon price that you discussed over the phone.
I was rather surprised by the look of the bar owners face when I reminded her of our agreement of 500 dollars after our performance. I'm pretty bad at math, but with all the food and beer sales that this joint took in and out of that the supposed 172 dollars of the 15 percent beer sales that we actually received, I can confidently say that we were screwed beyond recognition.
by Clitcracker January 4, 2020
mugGet the Screwedmug.

fruit snack screwed

when u get a pack of fruit snacks and the majority of them are yellows
by arae91 December 30, 2010
mugGet the fruit snack screwedmug.

Screwed

When your Knowingly and deceptively Imvites her not Inappropriate friends over When you’re going through a breakup and need to get drunk with the inappropriate ones
Amy really screwed missy and emily by inviting these goody two shoes over
by Screwed big time May 22, 2020
mugGet the Screwedmug.

Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.
Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"
by LargerThanAverageDave May 7, 2023
mugGet the Rusty screwmug.

Screw

“I really screwed up when I lied to my parents guys.”
by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018
mugGet the Screwmug.

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