shock underwear

ShockUnderwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim, through flowing electric currents. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids, flowered prints, animal prints & railraod ties, just like normal underwear. It comes in thongs, g-strings, string bikini breifs, bikini breifs, sports breifs, granny panies, breifs, trunks, boxer breifs, and boxers. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank to pull, & if more people knew it would be the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to the wearer of this prank underwear. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE. If more Americans used common sense, this country would be smarter, but anyways shock underwear is fun.

For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. My cousin told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist with electrical current. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room in nothing but the shock underwear and myy shirt the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for her family. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys & have yet to recieve another wedgie. I went to another city and gave them to my male cousin, who I hate.

by freindly tip29 June 18, 2009

male shocker

Four on the sack, one in the back.

alternately,

Two on each nut, one in the butt.

After the way you treated Daphne tonight, i wouldn't be suprised if she gave you the male shocker.

Last night was awesome...Daphne gave me the male shocker.

by chunk t September 21, 2006

shocka wocka

Slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the butt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to harass co-workers!!!!

"Pfffftt...ahhhh dat's da shocka wocka!!" or "I got my money back finallly!!! Shocka-Wocka!!!" also defined as a person that's da sh@t, usually wispered to another..."it's da shocka wocka" or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!

by roach bug January 24, 2008

pop rock shocker

when you take pop rocks and shove them in a persons anus. You then add pepsi or other carbonated beverages to cause a reaction. Right after putting the pop in the anus you give it in the anus causing to mix the chemicals. the result a stimulating explosion.

As i was having sex with jane, i did the pop rock shocker, she is now in a wheelchair.

by kaleb johanson January 22, 2006

shocklog

A weblog intended to shock. The term was coined to describe a number of Dutch websites that have specialized in presenting shocking, irritating or "irresponsible" material. Shocklogs have become enormously popular in the Netherlands.

In 2006 the shocklog Geenstijl published confidential information on Ernst Wesselius, a member of the justice department in the Netherlands Antilles, along with his erotic writings.

by Handy Fuse December 15, 2008

shocker

one who shoots fire from his penis if for no other reason than immortal super powers explained or otherwise. one who shoots electrical current from his penis for reason tied to and not tied to use of barbiturates in conjunction with pabst blue ribbon. one who can jump start a diesel front end loader with his penis.

yo, dude give yer girl the shocker?

eff no, dude IS the shocker.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

Vulcan Shocker

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.

Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

by Leonard_Nemoy June 1, 2013