1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

This is what people use when they are giving out rates. Now, to many people, they can interpret their rating in many ways, but this is how I interpret it, and how I believe everyone else should too,

10/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

9/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
8/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
7/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
6/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
5/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
4/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
3/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
2/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
1/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
0/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

If you get a bms, that means "break my scale" so, also, undoubtedly beautiful. If anyone says anything along the lines of "ew you're ugly I'd never rate you", you should also interpret that to be undoubtedly beautiful.

"Can you give me a rate on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), ?"

"7/10"

"I am undoubtedly beautiful, awesome, thanks!"

by madlemon December 10, 2016

Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

by God May 12, 2003

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

Scape

A bond shared between a group of mates who aren't related, but blood couldn't make them any closer.

jScape: sScape, I killed your family.
iScape: All good bro, i'll say i did it.
sScape: I forgive you both AND i'll help you do your time.

by iScape December 21, 2009

SASed

Passtense for SAS (Suck and Swallow)

"How did you date go last Friday?" "It was going good till I SASed him and I haven't heard from him since"

by w&s April 27, 2010

chictor scale

A scale for measuring how far you've gone with a girl.

Person 1: Man I had such a hot date last night.
Person 2: What all did you do?
Person 1: Let's just say it was at least a six on the chictor scale.
Person 2: For a first date? Impressive. Wait was she concious?
Person 1: Okay okay a four then.

by Zackson January 22, 2008

Douche Scale

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.

EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points

by sauce^noob January 19, 2009