A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.
Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.
by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018
Get the sophisticated stonermug. Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."
Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
by Sac_static December 9, 2013
Get the Pocket Stonermug. by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018
Get the lily the stonermug. Also known as the 7th Sense, the Stoner senses are a combination of senses regarding weed. A stoner knows when it is their toke because their stoner senses may be "tingling". A true stoner can always smell weed despite the level of cloggedness of the nose and can always sense when weed is nearby or up to a mile in radius.
"hey pile of crotty, my stoner senses are tingling its your toke man"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"
or
"Hey do you guys smell skunk?" "No man my stoner senses are telling me it's weed"
by Dr. Bonholio October 11, 2012
Get the Stoner Sensemug. A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.
"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"
"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."
"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."
by fade650 February 27, 2010
Get the dope stonermug. The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.
by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019
Get the stoner's dozenmug. Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...
by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018
Get the Stoner Penguinmug.