A squirrel that is electrified on a wire. This usually indicates that the squirrel is stupid or unlucky. Calling someone an electric squirrel can cause pain that lasts decades.
by BeachTSLwater September 16, 2018
A Squirrel Board is a masterbation device used by trappers and mountain men when they were without a woman to keep them satisfied.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
A board with a hole is covered with a squirrel hide and the penis is thrust through the hole repeatly until climax.
by Social Observer 2.0 April 03, 2016
Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!
She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.
by Rusty69 April 11, 2007
When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!
"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"
by T,J, May 10, 2007
Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
An electronic version of a pack rat.
Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.
by inviolet July 29, 2011
by Sciurus palustris March 18, 2009
when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.
-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.
-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!
by Taintrippperrr March 31, 2009