Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
Get the Social pisstancemug. This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
Get the Social Chaperonemug. An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.
by Norton15890 May 15, 2016
Get the social basketmug. Someone who you hang out with during social situations just to be around someone, but wouldn't any other time.
by RubbaBoy May 29, 2018
Get the social acquaintancemug. n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.
"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"
"That's wild. John is totally chill."
"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."
"That's wild. John is totally chill."
"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."
by JellyrollJustice January 20, 2009
Get the Social Ragermug. When someone gets a tattoo, piercing, crazy haircut, or any other fashion addition as a lame attempt to fit in socially.
Ex 1 : Jason got his social branding when he got his penis pierced so he would fit in with his buddies down at the Blue Oyster bar.
Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
Ex 2 : When Chuck started hanging out with the biker crowd he gave himself a social branding by having Harley tattoos plastered to his arms.
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
Get the social brandingmug. A person, usually of an older generation, who complains on Facebook and through comments on blogs, about the youth of today being lazy and reliant on technology. This person may also make comments about past difficulties and how "easy" younger people have it.
In other words, someone who complains about youth and technology while using the same technology to beleaguer their intended target.
In other words, someone who complains about youth and technology while using the same technology to beleaguer their intended target.
"My boss routinely acts as a social curmudgeon on blogs and Facebook, by posting comments about how lazy my generation is and how we 'probably don't even know how to use a pen'"
by Taitter June 22, 2012
Get the social curmudgeonmug.