Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Social Chaperone

This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!

Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!

by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011

social bitch

Someone so invested in fiting in with society that they take everything about themselves and others for granted and will do anything to be accepted by society and ignore real world problems.

“John stopped talking to his friends to hangout with his rich boss in an attempt to get a raise by kissing his ass. What a social bitch”

by Fucksociety1110 June 23, 2019

Social Lounge

A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.

Let's go play 2k12 in the social lounge home slice!

by thecollegelife November 17, 2011

social junkie

Someone who is addicted to social life

Eg social media

Pierre is a social junkie he's always updating his insta stories
(Addict)

by @Pierre_eves July 14, 2017

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018