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baby shark

The most annoying song to ever exist, outstripping songs such as the Gummy Bear Song and I'm Blue by miles.
"I hate Debra so much, I wish someone would use nanotechnology to place an implant in her ear canal that plays Baby Shark 24/7"
by Lokear July 12, 2019
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shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.
Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.
by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016
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Diaper Shark

Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.
4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"

Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"
by AliceAlkaline September 14, 2009
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chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.
No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.
by bigskilet July 7, 2010
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Shark Card.

"Shark Card"
noun /SHärk kärd/
A dishonest scheme; a fraud.
"Let's innovate, let's make a new game!"
"I hear you I hear you, but listen to this... Shark Card.
by FuckingPiecesofLivingShits! December 24, 2020
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Office Shark

The Office Shark, unlike its aquatic counterpart, lives in a remote suburb of the Midwest. Unable to be self-sufficient the Shark relies on staff minnows to complete their work or be CHOMPED. Swiftly moving from cubical to cubical, Sharks have been known to bust minnows for going on Facebook, being inappropriately dressed for work, and not clocking in correctly.

Known for their condescending behavior and back handed compliments, Sharks generally have high placement in work settings due to interoffice relationships.

Sharks get out of hand at office parties, though they are supposed to be professional. The Shark is not above rigging competitions that are meant to be for minnows so that they win. Often times, being so inebriated they begin to spill office secrets, gossip, or blatantly insult minnows to their face. Many consider the Shark to be their friend, but do not be fooled, the Shark has many tricks up their fins. Sharks are very good at manipulating its minnows and often find out wrong doings through mind tricks. They sense fear, and have no problem torturing their prey. Office Sharks are found in many different locations, but generally do not fair well outside the office. If attacked by a Shark, its important to clear your internet history, save all harassing emails and speak to HR immediately.
"Office Shark is heading your way fyi!".
"Shark was a hot mess at the Christmas party, they throwing up in their office".
"Shark is mad I didn't do my PTO right".

"Sharks swimming around be careful".
by Office Minnow July 8, 2011
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stink-shark

n.
1) A Metro-sexual who couples as a cock-blocker.
2) A spiky haired Brad Pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.

*created by famed journalist Jason Probst
As I turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
by Thomas Ruzika June 3, 2004
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