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A term used to describe a male that has shown characteristics of a manwhore, a wigger, and of course a spinless freak that's full of insecurities & self-esteem issues as much as a female would during Christmas time. This will cause the male to present himself as a figure that he wishes he could be, but never will be since it is only an illusion therefore he runs to join the Marines because he has nothing better to do with his life.
Alex is a fucking tard, he continues to act "hood" with his so-called friends, though he knows this isn't who he really is. What a sealock!
sealock by andggeeze October 2, 2009
the antonym of the fortnite term “cracked” used by the famous hugh Vincent and his slightly less famous friend ninja
m8 you’re so sealed get off fortnite
Sealed by annaark March 24, 2020

Sealing The Tomb 

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
Sealing The Tomb by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
Seally is a beautiful young girl that’s doesn’t give a fuck about anyone’s opinion about her.She hates people when they break her heart,and take advantage of her. She is an independent girl that knows how to handle herself, especially in fights. She is a funny person with an amazing personality,she might be a bit shy at first but she can become a hilarious person in bad situations & trys to cheer you up; if u ever have a friend like her don’t let her go or else it would make a horrible mistake on breaking your friendship.
Seally is a wonderful person to have she is an amazing friend and companion
seally by Seally December 11, 2017

sealpros 

The slayer of the unworthy thots and cunts they cannot escape the power within the soul bounder.
its sealpros the slayer of thots.
sealpros by The Unknown. December 8, 2019

Sealfight 

A term used for when hockey players get into a fight.
"Oh shit, look! They're having a sealfight!"
Sealfight by JVATYT February 14, 2022