Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016

Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

by mrtr0ll June 8, 2014

the russian bulldozer

A sexual act in which one dominates their partner with a bowling pin while the recipient chugs a bottle of vodka.

"Man i was smashed after me and my man did the russian bulldozer!"

by Killsmokiestyxx March 16, 2020

Russian Caravan

The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!

"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"

by KMGS June 5, 2016

Russian Mimosa

Champagne with vodka. Preferably with a flavored vodka

The only thing that can make this day better is a Russian Mimosa!

by Surg1ner September 6, 2014