Russian bombsquad

When a group of Russian females split into two attack opp teams while one team bites on your testicles until there raw while the second pegs you in the ass.

Hey mike drop your pants, and take this Russian bombsquad.

by Peter the impaler;) December 17, 2020

Russian Icepick

When you take a sip of a red slurpee right before shove your tongue up your partner’s butthole.

And Russell said, “I’d take Taylor Swift to the Olive Garden, then give her a Russian Icepick.”

by Jessica_Rabbit June 2, 2018

remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

by mrtr0ll June 8, 2014

Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

Russian Backhand

A Russian back hand is when you drown your hand or fist with any kind of vodka your can find and then light that extremity on fire with a match or lighter and then swiftly beat and abuse whoever is angering you till they are covered in enough vodka so that they are on fire

My girlfriend got mad at me and turned off my game of fortnite so I stood up and pulled a Russian backhand and I had to drive her to the hospital after

by UhSendItBro June 5, 2018