Russed

When someone changes your plans usually in a drastic, time consuming or irritating way. A synonym for poor planning and lack of foresight.

I was heading to the jobsite, but then I got Russed and was sent home for the week.

by frankspizza April 10, 2025

Russey

Meanings: a rotten pussy, a rotting pussy, Neo-vagina, Any/All unkept Transgenders vagina

hey man, i've heard you been talking to the "Short hair" girl over there. You know she has a Russey right?

"You have a Russey"

"She's not the type of girl you are thinking of, she's one to have a vile Russey"

by Ammzero1 May 24, 2025

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.

"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"

by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025

Russell Branding

When someone leaves a country to escape criminals charges to avoid going to jail

Im sick of these lads always russell branding their way out of things

by Floyd Brandon January 4, 2026

A Russelsoper

An ageing man who is a predator. He loves young women, so lock up your daughters and has been known to like men. He thinks he is too good for everybody. His second home is the stripclub. He is a real sweet talking predator. Has several women/men going at the one time and is married.

A Russelsoper went to the stripclub and thinks he is good friends with suchnsuch stripper. He got some booty while his kids were doing their sports, his wife/girlfriends/boyfriends don't know. The strippers made some good money.

by Rainery December 17, 2010

Nat Russell

Similar to a Jack Russell only in human form. Very often ginger in colour, small and never lets anything drop

"My new gf reminds me of a terrier"
"you must mean a nat russell"

by kristina_863 August 23, 2011

Rachael & Russell

Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.

Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"

by ItsAllAboutTheFarmAnimals January 6, 2013