Readophilia

Kids being sexualized with Drag Queen Story hours and other library events.

Kevin Cormier took his kids to reado with a Pedo and they pushed readophilia on them.

by NinjaBoi83 December 29, 2019

read theory depression

When you get read theory homework and you feel so upset that you want to kill yourself and smash your computer.

boy 1: Have you done the read theory?
Boy2: Nah man I smashed my computer because I got diagnosed with read theory depression.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

Ready salted avoidance

The habit when you have a large multi-pack of assorted crisp flavours, but end up with 4-6 packs of ready salted at the bottom, because you've preferentially choosen the more tasty flavours

Damn, time to buy a new multi-pack, only ready-salted left!

friend, you must have Ready salted avoidance!

by PV Person June 30, 2021

Read the mood

It is the correct definition, not Read the room.

ZombieDwarf: Cmon Wallace read the room
Wallace: No ZombieDwarf its read the mood
ZombieDwarf: ok sorry wallace you are right like usual

by Readthemoodnotreadthemood September 2, 2021

Rehad

Rehad is one in a million, he's unexpected, but soon you'll realise he's exactly the person filling in all the things you were missing in life. He's a new level of perfect and the most caring person ever. Abit of a baby, but he has the softest heart. Also, don't make him sad, if you do, ice cream and unconditional love will fix it but just don't make him sad cause his crying face is dangerous. He's the smartest person you know, especially at maths, a big nerd with the cutest baby face. Also, don't fall for the cute eyes, or you're done for. The only thing you need to know is how to tie shoe laces and give good cuddles to keep a rehad :)

rehad is the most perfect person
also a human baby

by onlyyours<3 August 17, 2022

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022