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Republican Premise

A statement for which there is no evidence but has been repeated so many times people assume it to be true.
"It's a well-known fact that both John and Robert Kennedy both had affairs with Marilyn Monroe."
"That's just a Republican premise. There's no verifiable evidence either man knew her apart from professionally as an entertainer."
by patricking September 22, 2016
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Republican in the closet

A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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Republican

A republican is the member of the Republican Party, the historic rival of the Democrat Party. The Republican and Democrat party are the two main parties in the United States. The Republican party was founded in 1854 by the name GOP (Grand Old Party) by opponents of the Kansas-Nebraska Act.

The platform of the Republican Party of the United States is generally based on American conservatism, in contrast to the modern liberalism of the Democrats. The party consists of moderates, sometimes described as establishment Republicans, and members of the Tea Party or Freedom Caucus, who have been described as populist, right-wing, and far-right. The party also incorporates several other factions, such as Libertarian Republicans, who advocate libertarian policies.

The positions of the Republican Party have evolved over time. Contemporarily, the party's economic conservatism involves support for lower taxes, free market capitalism, deregulation of corporations, and restrictions on labor unions. The party is also socially conservative, and support gun rights, and other traditional values, often with a Christian foundation, including restrictions on abortion. In foreign policy, Republicans usually favor increased military spending, unilateral action, and anti-Communist revolutions, especially during the 1980s and 1990s. Other Republican beliefs include restrictions on immigration, opposition to drug legalization, and support for school choice.
My friend Tom is a Republican and is deciding on which candidate to vote for
by nlolhere July 11, 2020
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republican senator

Somebody whom shouldn't have a second term.
republican senator1(nonimpersonationstyle): I like russia, I like watergate. I want to control you.
by georgia mannnnn February 13, 2021
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Facebook Republican

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.
Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.
by Deadfella May 28, 2012
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Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.
The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.
by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017
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Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican

Noun

Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!
by the modhatter September 27, 2022
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