When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell
Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?
Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.
Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!
Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.
Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!
by Shawneeboy March 27, 2010
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Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is "bondo".
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
by sonnie_gabie March 13, 2011
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When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.
Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!
by Jimmy George June 2, 2008
Get the Redneck Roulette mug.Highly underestimited people. yes we may like NASCAR, hunting, and fishing and things of that sort, but we are also some of the most dependable people to count on in a tough place. Mainly because since we were raised in the South we have what you call "Southern Hospititaly" which means if someone needs help you help them as they would do the same for you if you needed it. Yes we may scrutinize against yankees and some African Americans because we don't see they're acting proper. The so-called "dumbass rednecks" most talk about are the poorly raised and uncivilized sorta that we care to catorgize as "Hillbillys". And just to let you know a redneck wrote this so this proves that sterotyping us as dumb adn unintelligent is unjust because I have just contridicted that.
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-People who think Jeff Foxworthy jokes are tips on how to live.
-"Did you hear about those people who shot the kid and the guy for supposedly trespassing?"
"Yeah. Total redneckery"
-People who think Jeff Foxworthy jokes are tips on how to live.
-"Did you hear about those people who shot the kid and the guy for supposedly trespassing?"
"Yeah. Total redneckery"
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