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King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member
Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?
by onlineman May 8, 2022
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Renee root

Quit being a Renee Root
by lordofmemes50 March 27, 2019
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Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it
"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"
by Marmadue March 31, 2023
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Root pooty

Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!
Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.

Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!
by dopey white guy December 1, 2023
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Dingal Root

The word "Dingal Root" has more then one meaning. Usually you would use the word as an insult... But the word dingle root and the word dingal root are completely different things, a dingle root is insult.
"Hey man!" You really need to stop being a "Dingal Root" or else man...
by car door handle November 22, 2017
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root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer
Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!
by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019
mugGet the root beer gigglesmug.

Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.
1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"
by anonymous July 16, 2024
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