petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

Cherry Pitting

See “Melon Mashing”, but for Chinamen.

I wanted to Melon Mash but we couldn't because we're Chinese. Cherry Pitting is the next best thing.

by This is a mess October 22, 2009

puttin tye

(put-in-tie)the word meaning you walked in on your mom sucking it hard.

"Son" guy i cant believe what i just saw.

"Friend"Why what happen.

"Son" I just saw my mom giving(Puttin tye)

by Mr.Manny™ October 9, 2008

Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

Putiting

The unsure and cautious groping of the boobs during a make out session to see if the female is in the mood to go further.

The man was putiting his wife, hopefully.

by BiggestEyesAlive October 18, 2010