premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

Premal

1.) The substance of an ass clown. (n)

2.) The act of being pooped on. (v)

Joseph Stalin was such a premal.

What the f*ck why are you premaling me.... quit that sh*t.

by Tiberious4059 December 4, 2009

Prempreet

A beautiful woman who loves everyone and is loved by all

Look at prempreet she’s so lovely

by Cupcakel0ver June 3, 2018

Preemptive cock-block

The act of preventing interaction between one or more females with one or more men prior to any communication between the two groups, thereby negating the need to cock-block them later on, after they have started making moves on the women.

A: Hey man, how were those girls that Johnny showed up with?
B: I don't know, he sat down at a different table, so I couldn't talk to any of them.
A: Ah, dude, that was like a preemptive cock-block.

by Swill128 June 21, 2009

Premature B Release

The act of letting go the B button too soon while playing Wii Bowling.

I totally messed up that frame because of my premature B release.

Nice premature B release.

by J Bone McGee March 19, 2010

Premature Ejokulation

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

by dh718 March 26, 2010

Peemptively

To pee preemptively before beginning a night of drinking as to avoid breaking the seal.

"Dude, you're such a shitbird, we just got here and you're going to the bathroom already?"
Suck my dick, I'm just going peemptively. We'll see who's laughing when you're making friends with the bathroom looker.

by kill the thief August 22, 2010