Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

premature withdrawal

the act of pulling the penis out of the vagina before ejaculation begins so as to prevent pregnancy.

He has adopted premature withdrawal as a means of safe sex.

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2011

preemt

a female act of t-baging .

Talk shit,
get preemt.

by schulzs March 3, 2008

Preem

Word that annoying little preteens use to sound cool. Supposed to mean awkward but really makes you sound like a dumbass if you use it. Symbol of social awkwardness.

That preem moment when you use preem.

by imsonotpreem March 14, 2011

Preem

Slang / Shortened version of Prima Donna.

You are being such a preem right now.

She wore sunglasses inside all day. What a preem.

by marisaissuchatrendsetter November 8, 2011

Premature Ejaculation

The action of taking one or two shots of liquor before smoking hookah in order to get an amazing buzz. Used as a noun.

Yo, i need some premature ejaculation before we fire up the hookah.

by Donny Bizzle October 15, 2008