by matthewf01 October 13, 2010
A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”
by M!A.T.D January 06, 2019
Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
by psuedonym jones December 18, 2021
When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.
by Smiffle February 28, 2014
1. A fine appetizer served at a fern bar; the potato skin is filled with potato, cheese, bacon and/or chives, with a side of sour cream.
2. a blanket or wrap worn by a couch potato.
2. a blanket or wrap worn by a couch potato.
1. "mmmmmmmmm..., potato skins."
2. "I just wrapped my ass in my potato skin and watched game shows all morning."
2. "I just wrapped my ass in my potato skin and watched game shows all morning."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.
Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"
by Biggy large July 14, 2009
The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
by 12in Joe May 09, 2010