scottish postage stamp

a tab of acid

hey try this scottish postage stamp, it will fuck u up real good.

by pookie69 April 23, 2009

Pasta Finger

A Italian soccer player who descides to play unfairly. A Pasta Finger usualy gets help from the ref to win.

" i hate those pasta fingers! they shouldn't of moved on in the FIFA CUP what a bloody rip off!"

by pirate of 2006 July 9, 2006

In Pasta Bowl

Clever way of saying Impossible, that will surely confuse most people at first.

Inpastabowl = Impossible

Billy: 500 deaths a year are caused from auto erotic asphyxiation

Me: That's In Pasta Bowl

by TG09 October 28, 2011

Pastafarianism

The belief that a real prophet should be college educated

Look at that Bobby Henderson guy, he's a total believer of pastafarianism.

No he's not, he's just a college-educated prophet

Yeah yeah, whatever.

by Gioku December 18, 2010

Marinara Angel Haired Pasta

Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.

Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!

by BAMQ February 1, 2009

Going Postal

Someone who can't stop posting on Facebook.

Dude, I've posted like 5 times today on Facebook, I think I'm going Postal.

by bunnylips November 3, 2011

Pastabate

A delicious Italian dish that inspires an Orgasm.

Mario: Did you try Maria's Linguini last night?
Luigi: Yeah!, it was so good that I had to go home and Pastabate!
Mario: OK, i really didn't need to know that.

by My name is AT February 23, 2008