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Geometric Poop

Yo Kev, I heard Ty fucked you up on saturday.

Hells no cuz. I did that nigga up...Geometric Poop.
by izzybabiie February 24, 2009
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Poop-off

poop·off (POOP’awf) n. An event in which two people (usually women) find themselves stuck in public bathroom stalls, each waiting for the other to leave so one can poop in private.
“I just had a marathon POOP-OFF with some old bluehair in the Target bathroom. After 20 minutes, her sphincter couldn’t take it anymore and she left. It was like a scene from ‘High Noon.’
by untitledlife September 29, 2005
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crunch berry poop

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 8, 2010
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for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!
by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003
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poop camel

One who waits to poop until they get to a safe pooping environment.
Nancy: Wow that felt good!
Geoff: What?
Nancy: I just pooped for the first time in 3 days because i couldn't go at your parents house this weekend.
Geoff: Thats fuckin unbelievable . . . you are such a poop camel!
by Brunzie December 16, 2008
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Poke'poop

The art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. Most oftenly occuring at Poke'Parties. The term derives from the legendary Mitchell Faulkner. Scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. By sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. This is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.
Bob: Dude... I gotta dump something fierce but I'm in the middle of training my lvl 97 Bidoof!

Bill: Just play while your doing it dude? The Poke'poop exists for a reason.
by Pokemon Master14 December 30, 2007
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twat poop

The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.
That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.

That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.
by Alex J Brody June 17, 2008
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