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Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
by buffalomagic June 4, 2010
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Sink The Pony

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.
by DaveyQ August 24, 2010
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Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.
“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”
by The WBH November 30, 2011
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Pony days

The day when your hair is finally long enough to put it up in a pony tail.
bum 1: dang man your hair is getting long as crap!

bum 2: ya, i've been growing it pretty hard. i think it's almost pony days!
by tyamo April 5, 2011
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Pony Cuevas

A Runescape player that no one believed in, but he has come to a high woodcutting level.
by Pony123 March 2, 2008
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Pony sexuality

This represents a type of animal role-playing, in which one participant acts like a horse or a pony by wearing eather straps or harnesses, and/or pulling a cart with the their partner playing the role of a rider, trainer or master.
I'm into horse roleplaying and harnesses, that means I have pony sexuality. Also, instead of daddy, I call you master ;) <3
by luciferr929 July 24, 2022
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Pony wave

When a guys underwear rides up on their penis and easily shows the penis
Hey Jordin I can see your pony wave
by Bobhope6969 June 12, 2019
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