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People who for the most part work their asses off 12 hours a day for people who will never understand half of the thing they have to do, half of the things they have to know, why they do what they do, or why it needs to be done.

They are constantly harassed by the lowest form of life on this planet, yet go out there day after day protecting your sorry asses from people who are sick and tired of your shit, and who if it wasn't for the Police, would be in the process of killing you, if they hadn't already.
If you get pulled over by the police, you were probably DWHUA.
by Imockdeath January 18, 2006
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police band

The range of radio frequencies that are assigned to police departments:

and here they are:

the police bands are shared with fire/public safety bands in the 44.62 to 46.02 MHz band, the 153.74 to 156.24 MHz band, and the 453, 460, and 851.0125 to 868.9875 MHz band. Specific police allocations very from city to city and the UHF-T band, 470 to 512 MHz is also used in large cities such as LA, New York and others.

VHF:
037.0200 to 037.4200 MHz
037.9000 to 037.9800 MHz
039.0200 to 039.9800 MHz
042.0200 to 042.9400 MHz
044.6200 to 046.0200 MHz
153.7400 to 156.2400 MHz
158.7300 to 159.2100 MHz

UHF:
453.0000 to 453.9875 MHz
460.0000 to 460.4375 MHz
851.0125 to 868.9875 MHz
The frequency of 158.9850 MHz is in the police band and is used by the Virginia State Police
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 7, 2003
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Virginia State Police

A bunch of ass holes who cant do there job, they go too overboard with everything and never give you a break. They have also been notorious for breaking uo partys, but if theyre Northern Virginia parties, they tend to party WITH them.
"dude, i just got pulled over todya by a va. cop"
"oh man, what happened?"
"i got a FAT ticket, then invited him to my party later tonite."
by #1FAN March 24, 2005
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police academy

A totally sweet movie series, until Police academy 4, after that it was fuckin annoying
That fat dude in police academy 4 looks a hell of a lot like Chris Lomman!
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panic at the disco

A state of mass frenzied anxiety at a disco. Often there will be a rush for the exit, with the resulting stampede trampling people underfoot.

Alternatively, it also applies to when a person has-
a) a panic attack at a disco
b) a drug-induced psychosis, resulting in panic, at a disco.
-Man, did you hear about the panic at the disco? The whole place burnt down! Thankfully everyone got out OK.

-What a tool. He took some speed and in the end had a panic at the disco.
by snozrap October 9, 2006
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Excise Police

Undercover police officers that walk around parking lots at concerts or other events looking for any minors drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, using tobacco, or any other illegal thing you can think of. They will dress in common street attire and typically will be in small groups or spread out in the same area. Will present badge, ask age and for i.d., if you have done anything wrong they will arrest you. If you are a minor, they will usually call your parents and have them pick you up, but if they are assholes they might take you to juvenile detention. If you are an adult, jail. A very ridiculous group of people whom have nothing better to do with their lives than ruin other peoples nights.
Concert Goer #1: Yo man why didn't you meet up with us at the Dave Matthews Band concert?

Concert Goer (myself) #2: Sorry dude I got arrested in the parking lot by the Excise Police because I was smoking a cigarette and I had seven joints in my cigarette pack. I'm in deep shit!

Concert Goer #1: Dude that sucks! That's the second year in a row that's happened to you.
by MrMojoRisin_41 October 24, 2008
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panic! at the disco

Panic! at the disco gives me hope and reinstills my faith in modern rock/popular music. I don't think we have heard something this fresh in 10 years.
Panic! at the Disco "Build God Then We'll Talk" lyric excerpt:

It's these substandard motels on the lalalalala, quarter of Fourth and Fremont Street,Appealing only because they are just that unappealing, Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering
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