go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

Pong

The art form of flicking a man's right or left testicle in such a way that it collides with the other/opposite testicle.

"Ayo, you tried that cock and ball torture stuff?"
"fuck that shit I play pong."

by ass_dermatologist June 26, 2021