Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.

"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.

by ergonomics January 14, 2020

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

It’s pitch

It’s pitch black outside, super dark.

Yo fam it’s pitch outside.

by KaySigma February 23, 2022

match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023

ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.

Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.

by picturer June 30, 2024

Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2024