pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.
Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce
by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023
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Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?
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Game Pigeon Purgatory

When you’re playing any Game Pigeon game (usually Crazy 8) with your friends and one of them leaves or turns their phone off, meaning they cannot complete their turn and you or your friends are trapped in an endless purgatory where nobody can move on to their turn because it cannot become their turn.

The only way to exit this Game Pigeon purgatory is to quit and make a new game, excluding the previously absent player.
Person #1: Wait, why isn’t Lauren going? It’s her turn.
Person #2: She turned her phone off. Nobody else can play now. Guess we’re trapped in a Game Pigeon Purgatory.
Person #1: Fuck Lauren
by muckslushie December 20, 2023
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Petrol Pigeon

A nickname for the Royal Airforce. But also commonly used by the Army Cadets to refer to an Air Cadet who may religiously play War Thunder and/or DCS in a derogatory manner.
"Toby's such a petrol pigeon, all he does is yap about F-16s and his shitty little Grob Tutor. It's not 1940 the Battle of Britain, he should get over himself."
by Ihatepetrolpigeons January 07, 2024
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Pigeoning

The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!
Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock
by Asbo December 10, 2018
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pigeoning

Cumming off a balcony, and preferably hitting someone with your cum as well.
Tom: I'm going to go pigeon to have so fun tonight.
Sally: Ohhh can I cum ;) too I love pigeoning on people.
by Gentlewatcher August 14, 2018
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Pigeoning

Pigeoning is “Masturbating” with a dead pigeon, usually via cloacal penetration.
Gary: Ah shit, I did so much Pigeoning last night. Must have came in that pigeon like 40 times.

Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???
by PigeonMunging63 December 27, 2021
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