The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.

Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.

by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

parking fail

When an attempt to park a car in a parking space fails and results in a parking job that is crooked or generally not aligned with the space.

Used as a noun: I just saw a car parked really crooked. It was such a parking fail.
Used as an exclamation after a particularly poor parking attempt: Oh man, parking fail!

by dani2012 June 17, 2009

back parking lotter

An elite group of socialites who congregate shortly after 3:00 to discuss pop culture and high school events.

Micheal, you're a back parking lotter now, and you know what that means.

by Tony April 3, 2005

HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.

Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking

by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010

Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020