perculate

tr. & intr.v. - to steal a coffee pot.

"Hmm... that's a mighty nice French press rig. I'd sure like to perculate it."

by Phthllanfar October 27, 2008

percolating

1.When someones walking down the street and they feel really nice
2. When your out with your friends looking to pull
3. When someones teased themselves up real nice

1. "Look over there shes percolating"
2."come on bridge, lets percolate"
3."im well percolating tonight"

by BAbsy June 21, 2006

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

five-percenter

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).

Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"

by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003

percolification

The act of grabbing a pair of headphones with both hands and pressing them tight against one's ears with the volume cranked up to 11.

I know you love MYLO's music but your percolification might damage your years!

by Krassy June 5, 2007

pernelly

a older man who sleeps with girls half his age

that guy is such a pernelly

by teague k January 28, 2008

porcelain crayon

1: A turd
2: Fecal matter

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.

by Kory W. February 12, 2008