pen

i love stabing fellow humans with PEN

PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN PEN

by fartmakerPENPENPEN September 14, 2022

Pen sword

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.

"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"

by Seamus Bright September 16, 2022

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

Tickle pen

When you tickle your pen hard until it gets ink everywhere

Guys I just tickle penned last night and it inked everywhere

by Turkey pie December 10, 2021

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

Full pen

Full penetration. Usually in reference to sex, especially sex acts on screen.

“Shia recently did a movie with an intense sex scene. Rumor has it they went full pen.”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

I dun been to da pen, fill me?

A muhfucka dass been to prison and back. Usually said when you tryna front on folks.

''Ey, shut up. I dun been to da pen, fill me?''

by HarryPotterIsTheNewE40 December 5, 2020