Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
by Fa que-que November 22, 2010
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I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"
by Postal42 October 7, 2011
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Wear green. Go to parades and bars. Drink Guinness. Get snot hanging drunk. Act like an idiot. Blame March 17th.
"Man you are really hung over. And, you're wearing like 100 different kinds of shamrock pins and buttons... and a lot of green. What happened to you?"
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
"St. Patrick's Day happened to me. But I don't give a shite, cause I'm not in the band anymore, mate."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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I wouldn't mess with that dude he reminds me of Patrick Robinson, he'll tear you down on the field then whip your ass any given time/place
by yaboy023 October 20, 2010
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Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"
Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"
by high ass fuk March 11, 2017
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Get the patrick mug.A very below-average homosexual man. He is very much aroused by penis, along with a wide array of creepy fetishes. Though he does not know how many fetishes he has as he cannot count past two. To accompany his sheer idiocy, he possesses a variety of mental health issues. He’s always sad. This is probably because he’s a disgusting little faggot. He’s a horny creep and is bothered by the fact that his never ending, fleshy pile of horniness will never be quenched. He has a physique of low standard, people have low standards, but this guy’s just a mess. C’mon. What am I even looking at? Gross. Can you even call this a guy? It’s like a swollen pile of fat lesbian. Get back in your gender roles you fucking queer. Other than that, he’s got a cat who hates him. People hate him/her/they/it (idk). He’s got no friends. It’s okay though. He can’t tell. He keeps his glasses of so it’s harder to see his reflection. He looks like a throbbing mass of intersex genitalia. But genitals are nice no matter what. Unless you’re Patrick’s penis. He doesn’t even know what it’s supposed to be. He doesn’t even know what gender they are. He hasn’t checked yet. Only his granny knows (they shower together). She’s a corpse (even grandmas have standards). He killed her so he could shower with her. Other than grandma-corpse-showering, in his free time he likes to watch people sleep, eat high quality bread, and dab unironically. Fun. He does it alone. He’s lonely. He’s crippilingly depressed. Please help.
Patrick: “Wow. Patrick is really moist right now...”
Patrick: That’s right, Patrick”
Patrick: “Yes, Patrick.”
Patrick: “I’m talking to myself because “I’m lonely.”
Patrick: “Let’s go masturbate?”
Patrick: “Death is our only release.”
Patrick :“I just came”
Patrick: That’s right, Patrick”
Patrick: “Yes, Patrick.”
Patrick: “I’m talking to myself because “I’m lonely.”
Patrick: “Let’s go masturbate?”
Patrick: “Death is our only release.”
Patrick :“I just came”
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