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poseido

A term used to describe an ugly gay male, originally at the beach, but now anywhere, and is used by gay males. It originates from the term Poseidon, one of the God's from Greek mythology. A person can only be a poseido if they are sweaty or greasy, but being both is acceptable.

It can also be a verb used by men who hook up with a poseido. Either you've been poseidoed, poseido'd, pozeido'ed, etc. If you believe yourself to be greasy you can be a poseido as well.
Daintey: "Haha you've been poseido'd!"
Locien: "Shut up dude, I was drunk!"
Wyrmy: "I'm totally a poseido, but I hooked up with Locien."
by Llanthyl May 4, 2006
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Popsexual

A person who defines themself as 'heterosexual', 'bisexual', or even 'homosexual' depending on what's popular in the current media.
After Spears and Madonna kissed on MTV, everyone was claiming to be bisexual. You know they're only popsexual.
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poser band

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!
Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!
by emochild4life August 28, 2005
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poser flip

What posers do when they try to skateboard. Usually for kickflips but could be for other technical tricks.
Poser: I'm soo good I can do a kickflip
Skater: Bullshit
Poser: (trys to but falls over and busts his ass)
Skater: hah what a poser flip
by skateforlife97 January 21, 2005
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Poser

Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.
Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.

Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.
by PillsforIlls February 3, 2009
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a poser

You can't skate. You are such a poser!
by Peterapples June 7, 2016
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posen

A small town located in Northeast lower Michigan Notorious as a hillbilly town. Common activities include the Potatoe Festival and cow tipping. The entire school system is contained in one building (K-12) known as consolidated schooling.
Lets go to the Posen Potatoe Festival this weekend.
by John Beatty September 23, 2006
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