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two plugs and no socket

dont know what it means. something to do with scotland
It means that if a man marries a woman he has never slept with, he would have no grounds for divorce or even objection if he woke up with two plugs and no socket.
by herman merivale November 11, 2021
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bent plum out of shape

He got bent plum out of shape because he made a joke.
by ranchworduser August 16, 2022
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Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.
Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell
by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022
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The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.
How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!
by manndrine October 16, 2015
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New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.
Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.
by Drumpfer May 18, 2016
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Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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Mrs. Plumington

A woman who exhales an enormous plume of smoke when smoking meth.
OMG........ nice cloud Leslie your a real Mrs. Plumington !
by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018
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