Option Three

You have three choices when waking up to a roommate having sex in your room. Option three is to ask to join.

<load moaning>
"Hey guys can I join?"
"No one actually takes option three!"

by eh- March 18, 2008

Optimus Grime

The grossest level possible. An insult used on only the grimeyst of the grimey. Similar to janky except to a far worse degree. Intended to insult the biggest slut in your area.

John: "Dude, I heard Margaret willingly hooked up with six dudes at once in a cemetary!"

David: "Probably - They don't call her Optimus Grime for no reason."

by Roddoesitbig October 5, 2010

Optimus Prime

Transgender ppl who r also bisexual and every other gender there is

Wow its optimus prime

by Hicklenators July 23, 2020

The Honey Badger Option

When one decides to no longer give a shit about something or someone or a certain situation; like the honey badger (See the youtube video-Randall's version- if you don't know the honey badger). The honey badger doesn't give a shit. It's a more "polite" or eloquent way to say "I don't give a shit."

Person 1: Oh man, are you studying for the final, its tomorrow morning!
Person 2: No, I'm taking the honey badger option for this one...

Person 1: Oh my god, did you hear about him/her?!?
Person 2: Nahh...I'm taking the honey badger option for him/her..

Person: I will forever be taking the honey badger option for this class/that person/situation.

honey badger, shit, polite, randall, youtube craze, life options

by The Original Honey Badger December 28, 2011

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<textarea class="text optional" aria-invalid="true" placeholder=Type Your Definition Here..." name="definitionmeaning" id="definition_meaning"></textarea> == $0
<small class="error">can't be blank</small>
<div>

Person 1: What the hell does "<input class="string optional" placeholder="Word" type="text" name=definitionword" mean?

Person 2: Some dumb fuck pressed submit with a blank entry
Person 3: "<textarea class="text optional" aria-invalid="true" placeholder=Type an example of how it's used in a sentence..." name=definitionexample" id=definition_example">
Person 1: What the hell does "<input class="string optional" placeholder="Word" type="text" name=definitionword" mean?

Person 2: Some dumb fuck pressed submit with a blank entry"

by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

optical delusion

An occasion when someone trys to twist something that is clearly normal into something that either causes excitement, offends someone, or helps prover their point.

Q- Yo man, have you seen my ticked out '77 Honda Accord?
A- Nah man, that just one of your optical delusions.

by djyr2003 February 16, 2010

OptiMom Prime

That parent who seems to have it all in control. Not only are their kids clean and polite but they head the PTO, lead the scouts and help at all the fundraisers.

We live among the children, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them, waiting...protecting. Though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am OptiMom Prime, and I send this message to any surviving adults taking refuge among the schools: We are here. We are waiting. We will help.

by unomesowell May 20, 2010