Dully Noted

You misspelled Duly Noted

Person 1: You're an idiot
Person 2: Dully noted
Person 1: Do you mean duly noted?

by Davidandrocket March 6, 2025

Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End

Wow Death Note is really weird

by gloomybearfan28 November 22, 2021

Note

Note is an offspring of a Tree. Notes evolved from Papers as their first forms

How's your Note?;
Do you feed your Note well?;

by Tempo is the Best November 24, 2021

note taker

an annoying individual about as liked and kindly regarded as a snitch or a liar. someone who's jotting down jaded or extremely off based "facts" in their mind about someone or something, based off what they may claim they saw or heard. their opinions and comments on events that have occurred generally come from way the fuck out in left field and usually have no truth to them whatsoever. they are sometimes known to gather information by asking annoying, off putting questions.

"ay heard ol' karens a note taker." 'don't talk nuthin bout no questions round' er, ya hear ?"

by amethystwording May 18, 2023

Cancel Note

Literally a notebook of cancellation; anyone whose name is written shall be cancelled. It is the weapon which almost every Twitter user wishes to have; the equivalent of Kira from Death Note but on Twitter.

Since he has the cancel note, none of us are safe to post our opinions.

by Light Yagami aka Kira May 29, 2023

Note 7'd

When something gets note 7'd it means that it exploded. This is because of the note 7 by samsung that had a defective battery. Samsung had to shut down all of these mobile phones to prevent more explosions from happening.

I threw this bomb and it note 7'd.
Terrorists note 7'd the building

by staar1s June 5, 2023

Black notes

Salary or wage thats paid off record to avoid income tax or to fit into a tax bracket

My boss didn’t doesn’t give me a salary, he just pays me in black notes

by anon6958 June 26, 2023