Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.

I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.

by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017

soft nutted

soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.

lost1-yo dude did you jus see her ass.?

enzo2-dude i think i jus soft nutted on myself

lost1- dang..

by enzotwocov September 28, 2009

Soft pillowbaby

Someone cute that you just want to cuddle with. You feel like you have to protect them at all costs

" hey, what do you think of Rachel?"
" she's literally a soft pillowbaby!"

by Chanyeol777677 November 19, 2017

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.

I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.

by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018